A Parody of the Resume of One Thomas Lehman, AIA*
1986 to 1999 A.D.
…at which time I was in the employ of the gentlemanly, blue blood architecture firm of Dan Peter Kopple & Associates of the City of Philadelphia, Penna.
…in which I attained the high position of Project Architect upon completion of my general “gopher” apprenticeship in which I delivered blueprints and made coffee.
1999 to 2009 A.D.
…at which time I was in the employ of the architecture and interior design firm of Francis Cauffman of the City of Philadelphia, Penna.
…in which I attained the high position of Project Manager for sundry large commercial projects
…in which I learnt that Project Managers are subject to the whims of mercurial designers that are not beholden to budget, time or deadline constraints
…in which I gained my Professional License in the State of Pennsylvania in 2000 A.D.