A Parody of the Resume of One Thomas Lehman, AIA*

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Experience

1986 to 1999 A.D.                         

…at which time I was in the employ of the gentlemanly, blue blood architecture firm of Dan Peter Kopple & Associates of the City of Philadelphia, Penna.

 …in which I attained the high position of Project Architect upon completion of my general “gopher” apprenticeship in which I delivered blueprints and made coffee.

 

1999 to 2009 A.D.           

…at which time I was in the employ of the architecture and interior design firm of Francis Cauffman of the City of Philadelphia, Penna.

…in which I attained the high position of Project Manager for sundry large commercial projects

…in which I learnt that Project Managers are subject to the whims of mercurial designers that are not beholden to budget, time or deadline constraints

…in which I gained my Professional License in the State of Pennsylvania in 2000 A.D.